Do you know why I love watching MTV Scarred? Because I hate watching it!!

To a lot of people that comment won’t make any sense whatsoever. But if you’ve seen Scarred before that then comment will have been made by you at some point in your life aswell.

It’s the most gruesome and disgusting show on TV. But if you see that it’s on you click to watch it and as every bone breaks, snaps and buckles you ask yourself questioning your sanity!!

Here are some of my favourite Scarred moments…

50 Cent lost over 4 stone to star as a cancer patient in a new movie.

Not only is this the most f’ckkkked up picture of the week but it’s also the most disturbing picture I’ve seen in many months. 50 looks a mess like a he’s been addicted to Crystal Meth or something.

CRAZZYYYY DUDES!!

So yesterday I decided that due to us not having any fizzy pop in the cupboard and me having a severe craving for some Fizzy Drinkle in my system I decided to head to the shop to get a little something something to quench my thirst!!

So I headed to Tesco’s. I’d had a few problems with the chip on my card being very temperamental but took a chance at the self service. Went to the self service to with it said it couldn’t read my card. I called the assistant.
She rudely directed me to a standard checkout to which I was like “Cool, fine”. Got there to some absolute wazzocck who tried my card in the chip and pin? OBVIOUSLY this didn’t work and he took my card out… Looked at the pin and pointed at it then started rubbing it …… FRAUBASVIBADMICODABVIANERIUB AM I A F’CKING MIND READER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?

I was cleared getting heated by this point. So said to him “What does this movement indicate” and he replied “Damage” so I said to him. Swipe it then!! Then the assistant manager came over and stuck her oar in! “He can’t actually do that you can’t override it” then the assistant said “It’s been overridden, can you sign here” SEE YOU LATER ASSISTANT MANAGER GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER!!

Anyways signed the receipt and the assistant then decided he wanted to check it 50 times. Then called Mother Moose the Assistant Manager who checked it and said that she can’t really allow him to accept it. WHAT??? I got my driving licence out and showed the dude my signature on there while the woman was still ranting. The dude accepted that it was me and put the transaction through saying it was fine.

However the woman continued to rant saying the signatures have to look similar. So I responded “If the signatures didn’t look similar then why did you let your colleague put the transaction through? If it did look similar then why are you here?” to which she said “DO YOU WANT TO LET ME FINISH SIR?!?!?” Wow!!

Luckily for her I left the shop. However if Tesco’s played Dubstep, Collie Buddz or Tempa T’s next hype that woman would have most probably been thrown right back to isle 18 by her ears!! Don’t ever talk down to me especially if you’re wrong!!

Wileys been in search of that number 1 spot for a while now and i think with this track he may just have found that spot. As soon as i first heard the track on Youtube i’ve said that this is going to be the track that gets him the crown. So fingers crossed for him!

Also could somebody tell me why J2K still isnt famous? This guy has been one of the hardest spitters i’ve known since i started listening to Garage and Grime!

I don’t really know what to make of this situation in Jamaica to be honest. It’s a difficult one. Im obviously fully against all crimes and believe he who commits a crime should be brought to justice.

However it looks as though it’s a sort of Robin Hood scenario to the people of Jamaica. It seem’s as though Christopher “Dudus” Coke is clearly doing wrong. However the community are fully backing him. Saying that he has provided them with more than the government ever has. Is this merely a case of someone taking from the rich and giving to the poor? Someone who is offering a community protection and support from the dangers of every day life?

When I saw the news clips yesterday I saw not just one or two people, or even a gang of people… I saw massives of people. Women, Men and Children all fully supporting one of “The worlds most dangerous” criminals.

My heart goes out to the families of the deceased out in J-A and I hope that this situation managed to sort itself out before any more lives are lost. It’s a shame to see this happening.

You know im stealing all of Mumzie’s clubcard points now!!

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So the sunshine’s finally blessed the UK and everyone’s going crazy for Barbecues, Vests, Shorts, Swimming and Cycling!!

So while the sun’s out I feel it’s only fare to share with you all my favourite summertime things:-

Drink – Pineapple KA

There is nothing better than chilling on a hot day with a ice cold can of Pineapple KA.

Food – Watermelon

Give me 25 Watermelons and I’ll just sit with a spoon and munch away all day. Easily the greatest summer food’s of all time. Forget a hot meal, infact forget any type of meal just pass me a watermelon and Im in the zone!

Creps – Nike Air Presto      

I haven’t had a pair of these for a while but definitely need to restock for the summer. It was definitely a toss up between these and rifts but rifts always leave your foot sweating. So i opt for the presto’s to leave my food nice and cool.

Tune – Lonyo – summer of Love

Whenever Im driving in the summer this tune has got to be pumping. Preferably on repeat however there are a couple of other tune’s that may get a little airtime as the sun beams down.

Activity – Jet Skiing

Im still yet to purchase my own Jet Ski but the summers I did spend on the lakes and the beach with a Jet Ski were my most memorable ones. Nothing like the rush of flying around an open lake or pounding through the sea waves on a Jet Ski.

Shades – Aviators

I like some of the other designs but they don’t do my head any favours. Aviators fit nicely and have the effect that I seek.

Fragrance – Davidoff ‘Cool Water’

There is no better scent for the summer. I will literally be swimming in the stuff before I leave my house. It’s definitely a summertime must have.

So Jose Mourinho has once again managed to get himself to the top of the food chain. King Jose the footballing mastermind has got his Champions League Winners title to add to his ever growing list of football triumphs!

Now he’s off to Real Madrid by the looks of things to probably do it all over again. To put Jose Mourinho in charge of a team with pretty much limitless funding is going to be devastating to any club competing against him. With the relationships he’s built over the years with some of the world’s top stars who wouldn’t want to go and join him as he creates an elite squad once again. He could have any player he wanted I don’t think there are many that would or could say no.

The guy has offered himself to any English team. He’s just waiting for an offer. I for one would definitely give up Arsene (No trophies) Wenger for the chance to be managed by he who is clearly one of the…If not THE WORLDS GREATEST MANAGER!!

It wont be long until he’s managing internationally and literally taking over the world.

To be fair as its soo commercial I expected it to be shabby and bait. Some simplistic and wasted routine for children to jump on board. However the dance isn’t too bad to be fair. It looks catchy and I can see everyone jumping on board the more commercial it gets. So Im looking forward to seeing more of the ‘Waka Waka’ this summer and I cant wait for a funky house remix to go with it.

However I’ll be watching Shakira do the dance rather than attempting it myself.

For the millions of people that have begged for someone to bring out a cross messenger for I-phones and Blackberry’s one has finally arrived… forget Whatsapp as that charges you for doing this and to be fair the lay out is terrible on the Blackberry.

So this week I got my hands on an application called CNECTD

“cnectd(“,) is a mobile messaging & social networking application that lets you chat across iPhone, BlackBerry, Android and Nokia devices. Chat, share images, locations and connect to facebook!”

I love it and im trying to spread the message so we can all get talking on this. So download this App straight away and lets all get CNECTD

Download Instructions
Please visit http://cnectd.getjar.com from your supported mobile phone’s internet browser